Wednesday, August 03, 2005

Missing Painting

Okay okay - so somehow someone has gotten access to the MFA Programs inner sactum, ie., the director's ofice, and run off with a painting - a small transportable work (hah hah! couldn't manage the large ones)

the director- ms moore - has begun searching every nook and cranny after receiving clues which have alas have kept her from being totaly clueless in her search for her precious painting, a work of significant value given her by a former MFA Painting student.

ms moore regards this incident as one that is not singular, but infact one existing within an historical context having discovered similar numerous incidents where paintings have gone missing and is now regarded as an international phenomenon -

ms moore suspects that this recent episode has been perpetrated by a member of gerard brown's topics class, a student not ordinarily known for criminla tendencies, but apparently led astray by some heinous assignment.

It is not yet certain whether ms moore will offer a reward for the painting's return or whether she will continue to hope that the painting will be returned through an act of mercy on behalf of the perpetrator.

(For further information, see on-line reports on Missing Paintings ms moore will direct to mr brown for his class' enlightenment on the subject.)

1 comment:

Unknown said...

Yipes! In the meantime, see the BBC story on people sho stole fake Edvard Munch paintings for more inept (and not educationaly validated) information...